what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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