How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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who farted i did :]

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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A black person in the NHL

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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