- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

Knock knock

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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