Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Animal

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