You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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minorities

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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