Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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thumbs up!

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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