Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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