In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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