How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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womens rights

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Rebecca Black

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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