I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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