What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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su algato es en fuego

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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