Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Hello penis

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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