What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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