What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Knock knock

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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