Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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A black man without problems.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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