A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Yo Mamma

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Hi Adam,

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Politics.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Christians

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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