what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Arrow to the Knee

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Knock knock

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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