What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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BUT HWY?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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