Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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