whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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