- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Bryson got a concussion...he died

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