What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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