How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Your momma's so fat...

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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womens sports...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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