how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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