Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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America Votes

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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