How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Jovan

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Anti Joke

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