- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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