Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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so the weather's nice...

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Anti Joke

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