if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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