Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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PENIS lol

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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