- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

Oh look, I've found my knife

Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

live or die you decide to late time to die

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

Your mom is so...wonderful.

what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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