Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Religion

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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A man walks around a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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