- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

why was the old man on the ground he fell

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Guest what? Dog

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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