Katy Perry

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Dusters blow stuff.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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