- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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