- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

HOLY SHIT!!!!

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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