Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Anti Joke

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