here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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my bubbles!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Yee

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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