You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Your text.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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What do I hate? people

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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