Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

My love life

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Women's Rights

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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