Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Women

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Xbox One

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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i am and me is i

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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