- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

bryden is a faggot

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Obama

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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