What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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The WNBA.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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