knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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