why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Coldpaly is a good band

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

david weres the slug gone

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

men

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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