What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Women can vote? WTF

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Poop

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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women's rights

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

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