Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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