yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

White men's rights

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

what is racecar backwards in reverse

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I'm Batman.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Liverpool City Football Club

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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