Liverpool City Football Club

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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