- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

i like men but im not gay

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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