- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

I Have a Black Friend

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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