Knock Knock Come in!

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Sarah Palin

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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