- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

Whats plastic and phonie a phone

What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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