What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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im gay because im gay

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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A seal walks into a club...

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Ted Haggard.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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